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Wedding SOS
Following engaged couples in the run-up to their big day as they cope with budgets, massive to-do lists and last-minute hiccups. The bride and groom reveal how they deal with the stress of planning a wedding, while experts look at how their problems can be solved.
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| 06.00 |
Sell Me the Answer
Quiz show in which contestants barter with answer-selling traders to win a jackpot of £25,000, but must decide whether the sellers can be trusted. Hosted by Gethin Jones.
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| 07.00 |
The Real A & E
A 55-year-old man has the image of an air ambulance tattooed on his chest to show his gratitude to the team that saved both him and his son on separate occasions. Plus, a boy is rushed to A&E after a motorcycle crash.
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| 08.00 |
Brainiac: Science Abuse
Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond join forces to wreak havoc in the laboratory, tackling humorous and heated experiments guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows.
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09.00 |
Missing Mums: Lorraine Kelly Investigates
The presenter meets artist Donna Ford who endured a terrible upbringing after being abandoned as a toddler as she searches for her mother.
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| 10.00 |
Bondi Vet
Dr Chris Brown is called upon to treat a policeman's poisoned pet, a malnourished penguin that has been washed ashore and a puppy with a damaged leg.
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| 10.30 |
Bondi Vet
Dr Chris Brown is called to treat a 12-year-old cat that has been dumped in the surf on Bondi Beach, and tries to help a parrot suffering from depression.
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| 11.00 |
Oops TV
Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins.
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| 12.00 |
Don't Forget the Lyrics US
American version of the game show where contestants try to win a $1million cash jackpot by correctly singing the missing words to songs. Wayne Brady presents.
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| 13.00 |
The Real A & E
Life in the casualty department, following staff as they work round the clock treating a variety of illnesses and injuries.
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| 13.30 |
The Real A & E
Life in the casualty department, following staff as they work round the clock treating a variety of illnesses and injuries.
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| 14.00 |
Project Runway
A group of aspiring designers competes to impress judges Michael Kors, Nina Garcia and Tim Gunn, for the chance of having a spread in Elle magazine, the opportunity to sell a collection of clothes online and $100,000 to start their own clothes line. Heidi Klum presents.
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| 15.00 |
Bones
Forensic anthropologist Dr Temperance `Bones' Brennan is assigned to her first case, involving remains found at the bottom of a lake, which she is forced to observe with an underwater camera. Despite this drawback, her analysis tells her she is viewing a murder scene. Pilot episode of the crime drama, starring Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz.
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| 16.00 |
Malcolm in the Middle
Reese rents an apartment after being thrown out of the family home - but finds it difficult to avoid debt. Malcolm helps a football player write an essay to get him into college. However, when the sportsman turns out to be even more stupid than he thought, he is faced with a dilemma. Frankie Muniz stars.
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| 16.30 |
Futurama
Part one of four. Bender becomes addicted to Dungeons & Dragons, and starts to believe he is really a character from the game - causing him to be committed to a robot asylum. Meanwhile, Leela enters a demolition derby against the wishes of Prof Farnsworth, who punishes her by fitting a collar that administers an electric shock in response to inappropriate thoughts.
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| 17.00 |
Oops TV
Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins.
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| 18.00 |
Stargate SG-1
Baal sends his fleet to reclaim the city of Dakara, pitting his ships against Teal'c and the Jaffa, while on Earth, the Replicators overrun the SGC as Jack orders a nuclear strike.
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| 19.00 |
Stargate SG-1
Daniel has to face another difficult decision while suspended somewhere between death and ascension. Carter has doubts about her relationship with Pete, and O'Neill hits it off with a new member of staff. Meanwhile, Anubis puts his latest plan for galactic destruction into practice. Isaac Hayes guest stars.
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| 20.00 |
The Simpsons
Sideshow Bob escapes from jail on a mission to destroy television for good, and holds Springfield to ransom with a stolen nuclear warhead. Featuring the guest voices of Kelsey Grammer and R Lee Ermey.
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| 20.30 |
The Simpsons
The family takes a relaxing break in Ned Flanders' beach house, where Lisa starts to feel lonely and decides to change her image in a bid to make friends - but Bart does his best to ensure she fails. Featuring the guest voice of Christina Ricci.
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| 21.00 |
The Biggest Loser US
Slimmers use medically approved weight-loss techniques to shed pounds and try to win a $250,000 prize.
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| 23.00 |
Law & Order
Lupo and Bernard investigate when a trucking company owner is found murdered. They suspect his business partner Stan Klein is the culprit when they discover his links to the Russian mob and a scheme to defraud the victim, but as the case comes to court it seems Klein's son may have a reason to kill.
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